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8 Questions, are you ready?

1. You are about to receive an award.Your first reaction is...?

	I'm not sure that I like the idea.
	Awards are for sissies!
	I'm thrilled! What an honor!
	This can't be right, I never get awards!

2. You meet a famous author. What are you thinking?

	Do I have to read her book?
	Books,smooks.I'm not impressed!
	Maybe she'll share a signed copy if I'm lucky!
	Nobody told me that she was an author!

3. You are at a picnic.Do you enjoy it?

	I don't remember all these ants at the last one!
	Ants, smants. Where's the food!
	I hope everyone enjoys the food! Made it myself!
	I'm sure the forecast was for rain.

4. Your child is having a problem at school. You feel?

	Aw, what's the big deal?
	In my day, we never had problems that a boot in the pants couldn't fix!
	I'm sure we have been receptive to his needs. There must be a mistake.
	Wish I had a child then I might know what to do.

5. You're buying a car. What's your first question for the dealer?

	Does it get good radio reception?
	Does that baby dent easily?
	What's the safety rating on this model?
	Do I have to pay for it all at once?

6. When sitting down to a family meal,what's your first thought?

	We should have gone to mom's.
	Darn, I forgot to take out the gizzards!
	I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
	I want the biggest piece of pie,this time!

7. Your in-laws arrive unexpectedly. You...

	Try to hide. Maybe they'll think you're not home.
	You think,"Oh Crap!"
	Put on a charming smile and pretend to be thrilled.
	Wonder why they want to visit YOU.

8. It's the end of the day.You...

	Hope you'll get "lucky" tonight.
	Can't wait to take your pants off!
	Reflect on the joy that you experienced through out that day.
	Can't believe another day ended without success.

Done already?