What kind of poop are you?

12 Questions, are you ready?

1. What is your age?

2. What is your gender?

3. When you go to the toilet you...

	unbutton your pants first, then unzip.
	unzip your pants first, then unbutton
	neither, I just yank 'em down.
	neither, I go to the toilet in my pants.
	I dont wear pants!

4. When you are sitting on the toilet you...

	sing my bloody guts out!
	twiddle my thumbs.
	grab my knees and hang on for dear life.
	laugh.
	grab toilet paper and get ready to wipe.

5. How many squares of toilet paper do you use?

6. If there happens to be no toilet paper left, what do you do?

	use the reciept in my pocket from Wal-Mart.
	hope there's not much of a mess and pull up my pants.
	use my hand.
	scream for help like you just got robbed.
	use my sock.

7. Do you like to wait to flush until you've seen your doody?

	of course! My poop is a 24 hr concern!
	if I looked at my poop I would throw up!
	I always like to see what shape it is dont you?
	no, I flush while I'm still going.
	please let it be green, please let it be green!

8. How do you wash your hands?

	NO GERMS! get them off! off! off!
	who says I wash my hands?
	Soap first then water.
	water first, then soap, then water again.
	just a quick rinse in water is fine.

9. After you wash your hands what do you do?

	wash them again.
	stare in the mirror and fix my face forever!
	pop my zits.
	oh no...I have to poop again.
	leave the bathroom.

10. After you leave the bathroom, what do you think about?

	I think about the enormous poo I just had.
	Did I flush the toilet? Did I? I don't remember!
	I think about my love and how my poo reminds me of him/her.
	I think about my taxes. TAXES!
	I think about how freaking hot I am!

11. Have you ever accidentally pooped when you thought it was a fart?

	NEVER! Thats gross.
	Every time I fart I poo a little.
	Only the one time. Shh! don't tell anyone.
	Fortunately, I never fart.
	Maybe, when I was a little bitty baby waby.

12. "Does the Pope poop in the woods?"

	Yes, definately
	has the Pope even been in the woods?
	It's his favorite pastime.
	how dare insult the Pope! You poop in the woods!
	I'm not Catholic, soooooooo.

Done already?