What Douche Are You?

17 Questions, are you ready?

1. What is your favourite colour?

	Green
	Blue, and all shades of blue
	PINK!
	Purple
	The color of water
	All the colours except orange
	Black
	Midnight Blue
	…whatever
	Brown, orange, blue, silver, black, red … PROUD PINOY
	Powerpuff green

2. What is your worst quality?

	Raised in the ghettos lives in a mansion
	Didn’t attend Cinco de Mayo
	Being the stupid dumb one
	Everything! groan I hate myself!
	…whatever
	Ditching all my friends
	Knows a song that gets on everybody’s nerves :)
	Timid
	Having a Penis
	Nothing at all, I love myself <3
	Blunt like a knife …

3. Do you eat black dog?

	I’m eating it right now
	No, but I would try it … sounds Yippy
	uh…no
	That’s a racist statement
	Dog is a “man’s” best friend
	Its delicious
	MY DOG IS BLACK WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?
	Just because I’m dark doesn’t mean I eat that!
	Its unsanitary
	No, I only eat Asian food
	No, I cant eat something the same color as me

4. What do you do in your spare time?

	Make my eyes squintier
	Scholarships, Chuck, and trying to bring back Pushing Daisies
	Look for internet pr0n
	Crap
	zone …zone …zone… zone …
	Zone more than that other option
	Constantly checking me out
	Practicing my cello
	Pretending to be racing in my car
	Cleaning hotels “I need more Lemon Pledge”
	Not checking out any guyz of course! … “Oh Gosh, I love his hair!”

5. How is your hair?

6. What's your catch-phrase?

7. How black are you?

	Major Poser
	I clean now!?
	Poser
	I’m white, apparently
	Black as the night yo
	So black I can feel the oppression
	Tupac
	Aren’t they dirty??
	Yellow
	If I were I’d never go back
	…uh …I’m brown

8. Which Sailor Moon character are you?

	Chibi Moon
	Fashionable Sailor Mars
	Original Sailor Moon, Usagi … cuz I’m Asian
	I’m the blue one, Sailor Mercury
	Sailor Pluto
	Sailor Saturn
	Tuxedo Mask<3
	Sailor Neptune (Lezbo)
	Boy-crazy Sailor Venus
	Sailor Uranus (Lesbo)
	Sailor Jupiter

9. How screwed up is your life?

	F*@$ MY LIFE, MY FAMILY … ME!
	My life is over
	Life’s good, I have no STDs...yet
	God protects me
	…its ok
	Its perfect right now :)
	Its so emo
	It's there
	asdoisasdlkfjasdfidfgsdfgsdfg
	Gud
	My life’s ok, I just don’t work in the cotton fields anymore

10. How often do you lose things?

	I only lose things cuz people steal them
	All the time
	I don’t really lose anything
	I dunno, but I definitely lost my virginity
	Just once, and it killed me
	Very often
	I am a fairly organized dude
	Where the F&@# are my things!?
	… uhh … where am I?
	I keep an organized mess
	I only have one thing, my Samurai Sword

11. How close are you to your family?

	They control my life
	I like one of my parents
	No...just no
	I love my Brother
	Incredibly
	I kind of hate them
	I tolerate what I can
	Close like peanut butter and jelly
	As long as there’s money
	…they’re cool
	As close as Asians get

12. How often do you go to church?

	Kyokai Ikimashou!
	Rarely
	I believe, but I don’t go
	I’m an Atheist, I haven’t gone in years
	I’m the Priest who got busted, I’m banned from the church
	At lease twice a week
	I don’t go
	I’m an Atheist
	…I go on Sundays
	Sundays
	If “she” is there

13. What is your most annoying trait?

	“I love you Yamamoto Yusuke!!!”
	Not saying much … but saying enough
	Not being a 100% Asian
	There’s a lot … F@#% Myself
	Complaining how much I can’t accomplish the American Dream
	…uh…whatever
	I can’t think of anything at the moment
	Stubbornness
	Loving the one I can’t see
	Too many boys … driving me CRAZY
	I can't come out of the closet

14. What do others/you think is your best quality?

	My looks
	Molesting 5 guys in less than an hour
	My squinty eyes
	Break Dancing
	Everything!
	Fashionable Cleaner … “I still need some Lemon Pledge”
	Chicken Farming
	Quickly solving Rubix Cubes
	Crumping
	F@#& I don’t know
	Faith

15. What’s your favorite cake?

	Blueberry Cheesecake w/ Graham Cracker Crust!
	Devil’s Food Cake
	Dark Chocolate Cake
	Ice-cream Cake
	Lemon Pledge Cake
	I don’t like cake
	Mochi Cake
	Red Velvet Cake, but its bad for you
	Penis Cake
	…uh its just cake
	Portrait Cake

16. What are you OCD about?

17. What school do you go to?

	A sTuDip sckoool
	Bronx, Compton, Harlem, I keep getting kicked out…
	A Protestant School
	…forgot what its called
	F@#& this question
	Original! IMUA!
	Where my brothas at!?
	Pimp School
	A school that does not embrace my Asian culture
	Lemon … Pledge …Academy of Cleaning
	Neverland

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