How many puppets from Puppet Master can you take?

12 Questions, are you ready?

1. How excellent is your balance?

	I fall and trip for no reason at all.
	I can stand on one foot.
	I can walk a straight line after drinking lots of alcohol.
	I am a master at all standing yoga positions.

2. How courageous are you?

	I fainted when I watched Ghostbusters.
	I sleep with a nightlight.
	I once killed a spider.
	I talk back to my mother inlaw.
	I would run into a burning house to save a goldfish.

3. How tall are you?

4. What is your martial arts experience?

	I think a Karate chop is a food dish.
	I've listen to the song "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
	I grew up watching old Kung Fu movies.
	I took one class for a month.
	I have studied martial arts for many years.
	I can rip out a man's heart with my pinky.

5. What is your body type?

	I haven't seen my toes for years.
	My friends call me tubs.
	My friends call me toothpick.
	I have an athletic body.
	I have the body of a Greek God.
	My muscle are too big.

6. How many fights have you been in?

7. How nice were you to your toys?

	My Teddybear got me through my parent's divorce.
	I never took my toys out of the packaging.
	I would play with them for a month then throw them away.
	I liked my Barbie until she slept with Ken. I tore her legs off after that.
	I used to burn them, break them, and sometimes attach fire crackers.
	I sacrificed my dolls to the devil.

8. Which of these are you most scared of?

	Having killer leechs suck all your blood.
	Being sliced and stabbed at with a knife and hook.
	Being burned to death with flamethrower.
	Being shot to death with six guns.
	Being strangled and or beaten by a blunt object.
	Getting hit by a small object like a crab mallet.
	Being electrocuted.
	None of these I laugh in the face of pain and death.

9. What would you do if you thought a killer was in your house?

	Call 911 and hide under the bed.
	Run out into the empty street or dark forest.
	Grab a knife and hide in the closet.
	Start screaming as loud as you can.
	Drink a protein shake then attack the killer with a karate chop.
	Make a boobie trap in your room then wait with a baseball bat.
	Take a gun and shoot the bastard
	Try and seduce the killer with some sexy moves.

10. What is your gender?

11. How many Puppet Master movies have you seen?

	What's a puppet master?
	I have seen a couple.
	I have seen more than half.
	I have experienced all Puppet Master movies and shall use that information when killing puppets.
	I have dressed up as Blade for Halloween therefore I can now think like a puppet.

12. How often do you wear armor?

	I wear a thick layer of make-up.
	I have a jean jacket I wear all the time.
	I have a couple large golden and silver necklaces on me at all times
	I don't trust people so I wear a bullet proof vest when I go outside.
	I work at Medieval Times so I wear full armor everyday.

Done already?