ARE YOU CRAZY

11 Questions, are you ready?

1. Why did you take this quiz?

	Because I think I might be crazy
	Because if I dont take five quizes a day, the world will end
	Lots of voices told me to...one told me to start a fire
	Quizes are fun! Oh look, a bird!

2. Do you have lots of friends?

	Only my newspaper clippings
	Just a few, but they usually get annoyed with me.
	Tons! But they're mostly in my head
	I think so...but I dont sit still long enough to count them

3. What's the best thing about today?

	I think the tap on my phone line is gone...for now!
	I didn't step on any cracks in the sidewalk today
	The weather, no, my job, noooo my haircut, no wait, we can't decide!
	Sunshine! Sunshine! Cloud! Plane! Plane! Plane!

4. Are you crazy?

	Are YOU crazy?
	No, I just have a lot of weird habbits
	I keep telling myself that I'm not, but others say that I am!
	Crazy like a fox!

5. How are you taking this quiz?

	I've got the internet security settings on Maximium
	I am sure to click my answers in the dead center of the circle
	Sometimes Sally takes it, & sometimes Frank answers a question
	Wee!!! This is fun!

6. If you were an animal, what would you be?

	A turtle. I love that protective shell!
	A flock of birds
	A squirrel
	Ewww...animals are dirty!

7. Men and women go crazy in different ways for different reasons. What's your situation?

	I'm a woman
	I'm a man
	I used to be a woman, but now I dont know. I think someone stole my gender. Was it YOU?
	I'm a man. And I'm a man, too.

8. What do you think of fast food?

	I don't eat it. The fries...they are french
	I need to eat my burger with a fork an knife...that I bring from home
	I love McDonald's, no KFC, no, wait, Burger king...no! Wait!
	Perfect for when you're on the go, go, go!

9. Are you afraid of the dark?

	No, I have my night vision goggles with me at all times
	Yes, if the lights go out, I stand still and cry until someone finds me
	No, my voices keep me company
	Give me a flash light. On, off, on, off...wee!!!

10. Relationships are hard because...

	I could be dating a spy
	Kissing...all those germs!
	We never agree on who we like
	It's hard to pay attention! Ohhh gum!

11. If you had a nickname, what would it be?

Done already?