How Many Albino Parakeets Would It Take To Fly You A Mile?

8 Questions, are you ready?

1. How much do you weigh?

2. How do you deal with heights?

	An inch off the ground is an inch too far...
	I'm fine as long as I feel safe.
	I love the thrill of heights.
	Professional hand glider

3. How do you feel about large numbers of birds?

	Fine, everything in nature is beautiful.
	Too much of anything is not good in my book.
	Birds and I don't get along well.
	No way! I've seen that movie before!

4. How is your tolerance for bird dung?

	Ewwwwwwwwww!
	I'll bring a poncho.
	Anything for the sake of science.
	I actually keep my own collection of unique bird dung.

5. Do beady red eyes freak you out, baby?

	I won't sleep for days after this quiz.
	Yes, they are a little unsettling.
	No, my eyes are red all the time.

6. How much birdseed can you afford? (I'm not rich, you know.)

	Wait, I didn't know this was gonna require an investment.
	I could probably scrounge some up.
	I own a dump truck, let's fill it.
	I own a silo, and it's already full!

7. Are you really serious about this? Because I am.

	No, I'm just wasting time in class.
	Sort of, this job is boring.
	Can I sleep on it?
	You bring the rope, I'll get the birds!

8. Do you have insurance?

	Yes, I like to play it safe.
	Yes, but I don't believe it covers albino bird related accidents.
	Why, do you think something could go wrong?
	Nah, insurance is for wusses.

Done already?