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25 Questions, are you ready?

1. hello, how are you?

	hi, i'm fine thank you
	goodbye
	shut up
	candy!!!

2. first, math questions! 1+1=

	11
	2, duh!!!
	wait, let me get a calculator...
	i don't know, i haven't learnt that yet

3. what is the total of fingers on your left and right hand?

	they're called "fingers'???
	10! what kind of stupid question is this??
	11
	fingers are relative...

4. if there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many apples do you have?

	1
	3
	2, you idiots!
	i don't like apples...

5. how many birthdays does the average person have?

	74
	150
	birthdays are relative...
	1, you imbeciles!

6. a farmer has 2 brown cows and 3 spotted cows. how many cows are there in the hen house?

	2
	3
	5
	none, hen houses are for hens!

7. how much is this?

	1
	2
	3
	what the hell???

8. ok, now language questions! how do you spell "pants"?

	P-A-N-T-S, you just wrote it moron!!
	wait, let me get a dictionary...
	um... um... i'll just copy answer A...
	i don't do spells, i'm not a witch

9. "i am an idiotic idiot". how many "i"s are there in that?

	6
	let me count... 1...5...3...109...76!
	infinity
	there are no "i"s in "that", fools!!!

10. if some gazooks an nimboozas, and all gazooks are fezoodoes, then all nimboozas are fezoodoes. true or false?

	true
	false
	maybe true, maybe false
	there are no such things as gazooks, nimboozas or fezoodoes!

11. if i am you and you are me, then what am i?

	you
	me
	my alter ego
	an idiot

12. history questions... yayz! who is Albert Einstein?

	some weird dude with hair that seriously needs some anti-frizz
	how dare you! Einstein is the absolute most geinius person ever, & my role model!!
	no he's not, Ultraman is the most genius person ever
	but Ultraman's real name IS Albert Einstein!

13. when was the universe made?

	yesterday
	14th february
	when it was made
	nobody knows when the universe was made, it's always been there

14. when was i born?

	25th october
	the same day i was born
	when the universe was made
	when Einstein was born

15. next, science questions! what goes up...

	must stay up
	must fly or it'll fall
	must come down, of course!
	can stay up or come down, i don't give a damn

16. what is the most intelligent animal?

	bunnies
	tomatoes
	whales have the most complicated communication system, so i'll say whales
	ME!

17. what is a hermaphrodite?

	ew... i refuse to answer that...
	a playstation game
	what my mom gives me when i have a flu
	my last name

18. do you need oxygen?

	no, i don't need anybody! i can do everything on my own!
	i am a very simple person, & i don't have any need of unecessary luxury items
	do i???
	duh, we all need oxygen to breathe, you big idiots!

19. now some random questions... do you automatically turn around when somebody calls, "hey stupid!" ?

	yes, stupid is my name
	yes, only to beat the crap out of the person who dared to call me stupid
	no, why should i? i'm not the one who's stupid
	no, i'm too stupid to realize if anybody's calling me

20. are you one of the smart kids in school?

	no, i'm average
	yes, infact i am number one in my whole class
	i don't know... but my teacher says i "lack brain function"
	what's a "school"???

21. do you think the ability to fart the ABCs is a sign of superior intelligence?

	yes, but i can't do it... boohoo i'm stupid
	totally!! want to see me do it??
	no way!!! only inferior idiotic people do that!
	no way!!! burping the ABCs is waaaay more superior!

22. do you pull doors that say "push" and push doors that say "pull"?

	yes
	sometimes
	of course not! what am i, a blockhead?
	doors don't say things...

23. personally, do you think you're smart?

	yes
	smarties!! i love chocolate!!!
	no, i'm an imbecile
	no, i'm not smart, i'm a GENIUS!

24. what do you think of this quiz?

	yay! i love it!
	it's very tough and challenging...
	it's stupid, but really funny
	it's very idiotic and only dumbasses do this

25. thank you for taking this quiz... now click the button to see your results! bye!

	hello!
	i know that!
	you're welcome... bye...
	what button???

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